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Saturday, April 29, 2006

I recently received the following letter from Walmart.



Dear Mrs. Carruth,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Carruth has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of Behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Carruth have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally Brown, President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint Department

MEMO Re: Mr. Carruth - Complaints Things Mr. Carruth has done while his spouse is shopping:


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's On lay away.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told Other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to Cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And; last, but not least!)

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" ___________________________________

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Monday, April 24, 2006

Hello from Nonnie

As we all know by now I'm going to be Nonnie to another little person. I'm really excited. I got to practice a little this weekend. Tommy and I took our great nephew, Brice, to Eunice to the races. Brice is 12, so it wasn't him I got to practice with. Our friends Chip and Natalie have a little granddaughter, Kaydance. She's a cutie. She's at the cooing and grinning stage which is one of my favorites. I was too busy playing with her, so I didn't get any photos. The races were fun, but they got rained out before they were over. Thank goodness we had the RV out there. I think Brice really had a good time. He told us he wants to go back every time we go. I hope everyone had a great weekend!!!